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Offline Shiftkitty

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How To Derail A Dungeon In One Word
« on: August 23, 2019, 01:05:01 PM »
Tired DMs are the best. I'm sure he meant to say "At the altar you see a stone bier radiating an evil aura." What he SAID was:

"Atop the altar you see a stone bidet radiating an evil aura."

Pardon the pun, but it all went down the toilet after that!

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Re: How To Derail A Dungeon In One Word
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2019, 12:47:24 PM »
It's powerful enough to mop your ass with the... uh, wait, I meant... guys...
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